Things I Cannot Endorse

In response to my wife's first post, here are a few things I just can't get behind:

• Pictures of me in a flop sweat, making a funny face.
• The word "cutsy." I'm pretty sure the word she's looking for is "cutesy" or even "cutesey." I believe the definition of the word "cutsy" is someone who has a tendency to cut himself, i.e., "Joe is so emo, he's gotten really cutsy lately."
• The phrase "Chilax with the hubby!" No commentary needed.

I'll have more commentary if necessary.